On Distant Shores
Shim "the Destroyer"
The following is a transcription of a recording recovered from Miemone’s Meticulous Mechanisms.
Questioner: What is your name?
Shim: Shim The Destroyer!
Questioner: Shim… The Destroyer?
Questioner: What were you doing in our maintenance tunnels?
Shim: Sinking heat evocation into Essence of Thunder.
Shim: You are not very smart are you? I suppose that makes sense. All this company hires are ogre brained dullards!
Sound of tiny chained palms smacking a table.
Shim: I was promised a challenge and your silly little traps and guard bots hardly took an afternoon!
Sound of distant rumbling, a small metallic object falls from a short distance. A chair squeaks.
Questioner: What was that?
Shim: Oh! Is it noon already? heh heh hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Closer rumbling, a loud crack and scream followed quickly by loud bang. Recording ends.